The heroes Hollywood has been waiting for
The Fellowship of the Anti-Bieber
Something I definitely didn’t get as a child.
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
Dunk me in a river, cuz there’s a flippin’ Satan and Me category on Fanfiction.net. If you guys wrote fics, you can always submit them here now, apparently. It may be easier than just doing tumblr drabbles.
I imagine aph ukraine falling down a flight of stairs and breaking her leg really bad and they take her to the hospital and all the heta girls are in the car
they get there
and the fee is really expensive
and no one has any money
and liechtenstien is like
"get out of the way, bitches."
“big bruder is gonna fuckin pay for it”
aND SHE TAKES OUT A GOLD CREDIT CARD AND THEY’rE ALL HOWLING BECAUSE SHE’s LIKE 12
uh uhm excuse u
health care exists in other countries u know
DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?
SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS